ask-slender-woman:

sakariyume:

foxtrot44:

iminstitches442:

ustitlvdatsi:

couch-chan:

sorry, feeling kind of mad today

lost my shit at this one omg

iM SHOWING THIS TO ME FRANDS

Jesus I relate to number 6 so much.

Number 6. Every. Time.

I am always embarased to draw bases on public

(Source: chloroophyll)

anarcho-queer:

The NYPD killed more civilians in a span of 3 months than all of Germany’s police killed in a year.
84 shots were fired at one murder suspect in Harlem, another 90 shots at one fleeing unarmed man in Los Angeles. And that was just April.
More civilians are killed by America’s police force than soldiers in Iraq and Afghanistan. There’s a war on American soil and we’re to blind to see it.
Thanks Germany for giving us some perspective.
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anarcho-queer:

The NYPD killed more civilians in a span of 3 months than all of Germany’s police killed in a year.

84 shots were fired at one murder suspect in Harlem, another 90 shots at one fleeing unarmed man in Los Angeles. And that was just April.

More civilians are killed by America’s police force than soldiers in Iraq and Afghanistan. There’s a war on American soil and we’re to blind to see it.

Thanks Germany for giving us some perspective.

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miamiacoda:

DID SOMEONE SERIOUSLY SEND SOMETHING INTO A NEWSPAPER PRETENDING TO BE A MODERN PROFESSOR SNAPE OH MY GOD I’M LAUGHING SO MCUH

http://kvotheunkvothe.tumblr.com/post/95448514934/copperbadge-persinetteinthetower

copperbadge:

persinetteinthetower:

moriartythetease:

So what happens if two people who have promised their firstborn to separate witches have a child together? Do they both just pop up in the nursery and have a custody battle?

I need a book about a little girl whose parents had…

eternalstarblaze:

amieworkbench:

every day of my life i laugh about sonic maurice hedgehog

So that’s what people are talking about when they say “smh”…

eternalstarblaze:

amieworkbench:

every day of my life i laugh about sonic maurice hedgehog

So that’s what people are talking about when they say “smh”…

warpedchyld:

the-best-part-of-waking-up:

charlie-in-a-beanie:

tilly-needs-troyeboy:

oksoitsmeagain:

bowielegged:

boys…i have a hint 4 u: black skinny jeans

and beanies

and glasses

And plaid shirts with rolled up sleeves

and cannibalistic tendencies

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http://mugglebornheadcanon.tumblr.com/post/95449606526/549-a-particularly-inventive-group-of-muggleborns

mugglebornheadcanon:

549. A particularly inventive group of muggleborns managed to add an enchantment to the roof of the Great Hall, so whenever the words “scientist”, “perfect hair”, “Khoshekh”, or “Night Vale” are mentioned, a mysterious cloud will appear, casting an eerie glow over everyone. Those who are familiar…